Louisiana Man Edward Duke Pulled Over Second Time for Drunk Driving on Lawnmower

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Hey, there is nothing wrong with having a cold one after a day of lawn care. Unfortunately, 60-year-old Edward Duke couldn’t resist leaving the lawn chair and getting back on the mower.

It might not have been a problem if police hadn’t nearly crashed into him, which captured their attention.

Police said they discovered Edward Duke shortly after midnight, driving down a road in Houma, on a riding lawnmower without the headlights on. That is a damned giveaway every time.

After a poor performance on field sobriety tests, Duke was arrested on charges of DWI and operating an unsafe vehicle. Of course, I thought a lawnmower was considered a luxury automobile in Louisiana.

Following his arrest, officers found an outstanding warrant for Duke from a DWI charge six years ago in New Mexico.

He remains in the Terrebonne Parish Jail.

Florida Woman Jackie Spillar Needed Extra Hiding Space for Drugs, Used Her Vagina Like a Carry-On

This was not the orifice police were concerned with

Niceville, Florida

On June 15, Florida police pulled-over a 2007 Honda for speeding on State Road 85. The driver, a male, was arrested and charged with operating a motor vehicle on an expired license greater than six months. Nothing exciting there, right?

However, the man wasn’t driving alone. In the passenger seat, was a woman by the name of Jackie Spillar. As in most stops, officers asked the routine questions, like: “Do you have anything in the vehicle that might get you into trouble?”

Here is where things started to “smell a little funny.” Spillar, according to police, lowered her head and began to cry as she stated, 'There is a bag of marijuana under my seat.' Police located the marijuana Spillar was referring to. They also found 78 amphetamine pills in an oxycodone bottle. A second bottle contained amphetamines and two different kinds of oxycodones, as well as three unopened suboxone packages and $6,615 in currency.

Next, things go from smelling a little funky to downright “fishy.” Upon arrival at the jail, Spiller confessed to having more oxycodone pills hidden in her vagina. Once the doggie kitty-bag was removed from her vagina, Spillar was was charged with possession of a Schedule II controlled substance with intent to sell, possession of a Schedule III controlled substance, possession of marijuana not greater than 20 grams, and possession of drug paraphernalia.