Police: Fake Doctor Injected Super Glue and Fix-A-Flat In Woman’s Buttocks

Oneal Ron Morris

Miami Gardens, Florida

This may be one of the most bizarre stories of the week. In Miami Gardens, police have arrested a woman, who is allegedly really a man, who refers to himself/herself as a woman...wait, I am totally confused. Anyway, the "woman" was charged after injecting a substance containing cement, a tire sealant and other substances into a woman's buttocks.

It was back in May, when the woman decided she wanted to improve her appearance with buttock injections. According to authorities, the woman went to a private residence in Miami Gardens for the procedure.

At the residence, she met with 30-year-old Oneal Ron Morris, the woman man posing as a physician. Morris agreed to perform the buttock enhancement procedure for $700.

Police say Morris injected a substance consisting of cement, Fix-A-Flat, mineral oil and superglue into the woman's buttocks and then sealed the incision with superglue.

"I think it's crazy," Miami Gardens police Sgt. Bill Bamford said. "Most definitely life-threatening."

Police said Morris is not a doctor. The patient ended up developing medical issues and went to two South Florida hospitals. She eventually drove to Tampa General, where she was treated for pain, pneumonia and a MRSA infection.

Police arrested Morris in Fort Lauderdale on charges of practicing without a license and causing bodily harm.

"If you're going to have medical procedures done, find a licensed physician, go to a licensed facility and get the proper medical treatment," Bamford said.

Morris bonded out of jail late Friday night.