Friday, May 4, 2012

Texas Police Officer Miles Stedman Dumas Flashed His Jeweled Penis At Bar, Started a Fight, Stabbed a Man

Houston, Texas

When Houston police officer Miles Dumas traveled to nearby beach town Galveston, he probably never dreamed his night would end on such a sour note.

Galveston Police arrested Dumas after they say he created quite a disturbance at The Tsunami Bar. One has to guess that the officer was looking to score. After all, he did take the time to expose his genitals to a number of bar patrons. Witnesses say Dumas was hell-bent on showing off the jewelry attached close to the family jewels. If there is one thing I have learned about women, most of them prefer the bigger jewels. And seeing how Dumas started a brawl soon after, I am assuming he came up a little short.

Investigators say that some of the male patrons did not have the same appreciation for the jewelry as Dumas did and escorted him outside. That’s when, according to police, Dumas and two friends became physical. During the altercation, one friend of Dumas pistol-whipped one of the patrons and Dumas stabbed another. The three two men fled the scene, but police caught up with Dumas and Michael Brady. The search is still on for the third friend.

Miles Stedman Dumas, 24, has been charged with indecent exposure and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

HPD spokeswoman Jodi Silva says Dumbass Dumas has been relieved of duty for criminal activity.

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