At first glance, I really expected this story to be one from Texas, but Florida?
Carlos Romero, a 31-year-old Marion County man is like a lot of men with a reputation for chasing ass. However, there is a particular problem with Romero’s conquests, which led police to arrest him on Monday after he allegedly had sex with a miniature donkey.
According to authorities, a witness delivering a horse to a barn he had rented saw Romero standing behind a miniature donkey.
The witness report says that Romero had no shirt on, his pants were down around his ankles and he was leaning up against the donkey's backside in a sexual manner.
Romero, soon discovering the observer, jumped away from the donkey in a suspicious manner, pulled up his pants and got dressed.
It seems that Romero and the donkey are roomies in a section of the barn (a tac room) that he also rented out, according to the arrest affidavit.
When police questioned Romero about his wild escapades, he allegedly admitted to masturbating 5 or 6 times with the donkey. But, Romero says the problem is with Florida and points to the state’s criminal stance on beastiality as "backwards." Let’s face it, is there anything really wrong with a donkey-fucker?
Romero told investigators that he uses his fingers and saliva to clean the animal's vagina before beginning the sexual act. He then stated that he prefers to masturbate behind the animal while scratching the animal's genitals.
According to Romero, he likes the way the fur feels on his bare testicles and admitted that his penis may have come in contact with the animal's vagina or his semen may have splattered inside the donkey by accident.
Romero went on to say that his donkey goes into heat every 21 days and that that he is aroused by an animal in heat.
He was booked into the Marion County Jail and charged with misdemeanor sexual activity with an animal. He is currently being held in lieu of a $2,000 bond.
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