Jennifer Piranian Shows Her ‘O’ Face: Jailed for Masturbating in Florida Starbucks Lobby

Bradenton, Florida

As the saying goes, sometimes, you just have to do the job yourself. And apparently, that is just what 29-year-old Jennifer Piranian did when the carnal cravings decided to cum come about. Piranian, from St. Petersburg, was jailed Thursday after she was allegedly caught masturbating inside a local Starbucks.

It was the employees at the Bradenton Starbucks that "fingered" Piranian to police, after they happened to notice the woman rubbing one out in the lobby.

When officers questioned Piranian, she stated that she was waiting to go to a hospital for what she claimed was either a spider bite or some sort of infection. And let’s face it, is there any better way to kill the time spent waiting for urgent medical attention?

Investigators say an officer offered to give Piranian a ride to the hospital, but he told her that he had to search her purse before he could let her in the cruiser. She agreed, and allowed the officer to search it.

Inside Piranian’s purse, the officer reportedly found a glass stem pipe used for smoking cocaine. It tested positive for cocaine residue, and Piranian was arrested at the scene. She denied owing the pipe.

Piranian was booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Her bond was set at $1,120.