Police Sergeant and Video Voyeur Mario Pradere Has Been Fapping to Feet in Florida

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Virginia Police Officer Christopher Roush Sets Masturbation Record: Facing Multiple Charges for 'Pulling It' from His Front Porch

Newport News, Virginia

It’s no secret that all the pressures of police work can really bring on the need for a release. Well, according to police in Newport News, one of their colleagues has found the perfect way to relax – well, sort of.

Newport News Police Officer Christopher Roush, 41, was first arrested on April 7, after police said he exposed himself at his front door on Harpersville Road, masturbating in view of passers-by. At the time, Roush was charged with exposing himself to two people, and faced three misdemeanor counts.

However, since that time, the court is almost running out of ink and paper, as the charges continue to multiply. Court documents now list the initials of six people who were subjected to viewing Roush "yank his chain" on that April day. The misdemeanor charges against Roush have quadrupled to 12 counts — seven counts of indecent exposure and five counts of making an "obscene sexual display."

There’s also a felony charge now, as one of the victims happened to be a child under the age of 15-years old. That earned him a charge of taking indecent liberties with a child.

"Christopher E. Roush ... did knowingly, intentionally and with lascivious intent expose his or her sexual or genital parts to ... a child under the age of 15 years," according to the indictment.

Roush turned himself in on Saturday and was released on an $11,000 bond. In a brief arraignment in Circuit Court on Monday, Roush waived the reading of the 13 indictments against him.

Court documents paint the ugly picture of a day filled with porch penis pulling.

According to the initial criminal complaint filed against the officer in General District Court, police responded to Roush's home on Harpersville Rood about 9 a.m. on April 7. An officer arrived and saw a man pointing at Roush's home from across the street.

The officer then turned and saw Roush standing in his doorway "entirely nude," holding the glass door open and pointing back "at the citizen from across the street," the complaint said. The officer then made a U-turn, the complaint said, and "Mr. Roush withdrew into the home and closed both the glass and the wooden door."

Later, the complaint said, police spoke with a woman who told them that she saw a man standing on the front porch of the same home, "holding the door open" with one hand and masturbating with the other. After she made a U-Turn, the woman told police, the man "was still masturbating on the front porch," the complaint said.

The woman later picked Roush out of a photo spread as the man she saw, police said.

Roush is not only a master at masturbation, but also a master police officer who has been with the department for nine years and was assigned to the South Precinct of the city. Since his arrest, he's been on administrative leave without pay.

New York Douchebag John Allison Cross-Contaminates Penis and Pepperoni

Potsdam, New York

There is nothing that makes me cringe more, than the thought of my meat being rubbed against by some other dude’s meat – especially the meat of the douchebag pictured to your left.

His name is John Allison, a 41-year-old Potsdam man, who was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly pleasured himself with a stick of pepperoni at a local grocery store – before placing it back on the shelf for another to enjoy.

The New York state police report that Allison headed for the meat isle at the Hannaford Grocery store in St. Lawrence Plaza, grabbed a stick of pepperoni, and proceeded to rub his exposed penis against it.

After pulsating all over the pepperoni, Allison placed the meat back on the shelf and attempted to exit the store.

A loss prevention officer who witnessed the act over surveillance video called police and provided them with video of what had transpired.

Allison was charged with public lewdness and fourth-degree criminal mischief. He is currently being held in lieu of $1,000 cash bail or $2,000 bond.

East Texas Panty Bandit Billy Martin Busted for Burglary, Masturbation and Beach Balls!

Crockett, Texas

Just when I thought I had heard about all of the sick and abnormal fucks the world has to offer, in walks 45-year-old William “Billy” Michael Martin.

Police down in East Texas apprehended Martin, charging him with three counts of burglary after he walked into the East Texas Medical Center and, using a set of master keys he found along the way, removed photos from various offices.

Now wait, that’s not sick and demented right? Well, hold on, I am not done yet. According to police, the photos were used as masturbatory aids. And naturally, as you might expect from an East Texan, the five-finger knuckle shuffle was done in the hospital offices. But wait! The plot thickens.

The police report goes on to mention that Martin also stole women's panties from various laundromats in the area when the women weren't paying attention. A search of his home revealed stolen photos and porn next to stacks of ladies' used panties.

Back at the hospital, he reportedly masturbated in the office of the director of nurses, where he stole two photos and left evidence (in the form of a “trail of semen") and admitted that he had a thing for blonds. However, he denied jackin’ it in her office. He even walked into women's bathrooms and scared women in them. He did admit to jerking off in bathrooms at the hospital.

And God yes, there is more! At his home, where police found the porn, the photos, and the panties that he admitted to touching and sniffing when he was alone, cops found several beach balls. And just what is the connection?

According to the report, he "would put on a dress and put one of the beach balls under it and pretend he was pregnant."

According to court documents, Martin has previous arrests on his record, including a burglary, two indecent exposures, and one arrest for public lewdness.

Jennifer Piranian Shows Her ‘O’ Face: Jailed for Masturbating in Florida Starbucks Lobby

Bradenton, Florida

As the saying goes, sometimes, you just have to do the job yourself. And apparently, that is just what 29-year-old Jennifer Piranian did when the carnal cravings decided to cum come about. Piranian, from St. Petersburg, was jailed Thursday after she was allegedly caught masturbating inside a local Starbucks.

It was the employees at the Bradenton Starbucks that "fingered" Piranian to police, after they happened to notice the woman rubbing one out in the lobby.

When officers questioned Piranian, she stated that she was waiting to go to a hospital for what she claimed was either a spider bite or some sort of infection. And let’s face it, is there any better way to kill the time spent waiting for urgent medical attention?

Investigators say an officer offered to give Piranian a ride to the hospital, but he told her that he had to search her purse before he could let her in the cruiser. She agreed, and allowed the officer to search it.

Inside Piranian’s purse, the officer reportedly found a glass stem pipe used for smoking cocaine. It tested positive for cocaine residue, and Piranian was arrested at the scene. She denied owing the pipe.

Piranian was booked into the Manatee County Jail and charged with possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Her bond was set at $1,120.

Arizona Band Teacher Brian Bizzell Busted for Making More Than Music With Underage Student

Brian Bizzell

Goodyear, Arizona

Brian Bizzell, a band teacher with the Buckeye Unified School District in Arizona, is in trouble for tooting his own horn in the wrong direction. Police arrested Bizzell after finding incriminating evidence on one of his student's cell phones. The evidence in question allegedly reveals that he has been having sex with an underage girl.

Bizzel, who is married, teaches at Estrella Foothills High School.

According to court documents, even recently, Bizzell tried to arrange a "quickie" with the girl.

Another student found the girl’s cell phone at school. In an attempt to identify the owner of the phone, the classmate looked at some old messages and noticed sexually explicit text messages from someone named "Brian."

The student grew concerned when she was able to identify the owner of the phone, who is one of her classmates, and noticed that the screen saver on the phone was a picture of Bizzell.

The girl turned the phone over to authorities, who contacted the owner of the phone's parents. This is when the sexual relationship was officially revealed.

The girl's father voluntarily retrieved his 17-year-old daughter's laptop and allowed police to look through old Skype conversations she'd had with Bizzell, which included talk about oral sex and masturbation.

The girl's parents told police their daughter knows Bizzell well, and had even been to his apartment.

During an interview with police, the alleged victim admitted to having sex with Bizzell. She told detectives she first met him when she was 13, and he became her band teacher when she was 14.

The girl says she and the teacher kissed at a band function in Avondale, back in October, when she was 17. This, according to the victim was the first time sexual contact was made. .

In the months that followed, the sexual relationship escalated. In November, the girl says she and Bizzell performed oral sex on each other in a sound booth in the band room at the high school. The two had actual intercourse earlier this month, again in the band room at the high school.

Following his arrest, Bizzell admitted to having sex with the girl, and knowing she was underage.

Bizell was booked on five counts of sexual conduct with a minor and one count of luring a minor for sexual exploitation. He's being held on $72,000 bond.

Interesting find on Brian Bizzell's Facebook page, which has been removed.

Illinois Christian School Teacher and Ordained Minister Caught Masturbating in Class

Paul LaDuke

Schaumburg, Illinois

A 75 Year Old Teacher, Paul LaDuke, can now update his resume to include: Math teacher, minister and masturbator. LaDuke was fired from Schaumburg Christian School on Friday for masturbating in a class room of his students. The firing of the teacher and ordained minister follows his arrest and charges of felony sexual exploitation of a child.

In the latest incident, prosecutors say during an algebra class, LaDuke placed an apron over his clothing and sat behind his teaching podium. While the students were doing an assignment, prosecutors say LaDuke unbuckled his pants and slid them down just below his hips and began to masturbate while 13 students were in the room.

According to police, LaDuke admitted to fondling himself for the past ten years, in front of the children at Schaumburg Christian School. In addition to the confession, investigators say they have a hand-written note from LaDuke describing his sexual fantasies involving young girls.

Until his court appearance, a judge has ordered LaDuke to stay away from the school and children.