Just when I thought I had heard about all of the sick and abnormal fucks the world has to offer, in walks 45-year-old William “Billy” Michael Martin.
Police down in East Texas apprehended Martin, charging him with three counts of burglary after he walked into the East Texas Medical Center and, using a set of master keys he found along the way, removed photos from various offices.
Now wait, that’s not sick and demented right? Well, hold on, I am not done yet. According to police, the photos were used as masturbatory aids. And naturally, as you might expect from an East Texan, the five-finger knuckle shuffle was done in the hospital offices. But wait! The plot thickens.
The police report goes on to mention that Martin also stole women's panties from various laundromats in the area when the women weren't paying attention. A search of his home revealed stolen photos and porn next to stacks of ladies' used panties.
Back at the hospital, he reportedly masturbated in the office of the director of nurses, where he stole two photos and left evidence (in the form of a “trail of semen") and admitted that he had a thing for blonds. However, he denied jackin’ it in her office. He even walked into women's bathrooms and scared women in them. He did admit to jerking off in bathrooms at the hospital.
And God yes, there is more! At his home, where police found the porn, the photos, and the panties that he admitted to touching and sniffing when he was alone, cops found several beach balls. And just what is the connection?
According to the report, he "would put on a dress and put one of the beach balls under it and pretend he was pregnant."
According to court documents, Martin has previous arrests on his record, including a burglary, two indecent exposures, and one arrest for public lewdness.
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