Texas School Nurse Tonya Baker Goes from Soccer Mom to Drug Head Overnight

Tonya Baker (Facebook)

Round Rock, Texas

Hey kids, doesn’t the contrast between the photos above and the one to your left say Don’t Do Drugs loud enough?

Well, apparently, a school nurse with the Round Rock ISD never learned that lesson. Instead, Tonya Baker has traded her nurse’s station for a jail cell, after being arrested for theft and having drugs.

Williamson County Jail records show Tonya Baker was arrested a week and a half ago by Round Rock Police on a trio of charges.

And after viewing her overall happy, family-oriented Facebook profile, it is painfully obvious that something has gotten majorly fucked-up.

Before slipping into drugville, Baker was with the school district since August 2009, serving as a school nurse at Pond Springs Elementary.

Baker also had prior arrests for a DWI and a violation of restraint law.

According to the school district, in cases involving drugs or theft, typically the employee would be fired.

Arizona Meth Head Mom Jacqueline Trousdale: Injected 5-Year-Old Daughter with Methamphetamine and Amphetamine

Jacqueline Trousdale (Facebook)

Tolleson, Arizona

There is no mom of the year award planned for Jacqueline Trousdale of the Phoenix area.

That’s because police arrested the 30-year-old woman after they say she injected her 5-year-old daughter with methamphetamine and amphetamine.

Trousdale’s troubles began back in October of 2012, starting with accusations of child abuse and molestation that caught the eyes and ears of police.

Police said the girl's father had confronted Trousdale about her alleged drug use and that the children had told him their mother was injecting them with a drug and then allowing men to molest them inside the hotel room, according to a court document.

Child Protective Services had been searching for Trousdale’s two children for a while and had launched numerous investigations into the family.

Once the children were found, a urine sample from the children came back positive for drugs.

With a positive result in hand, Tolleson police located Trousdale. She was booked on one count of child abuse, one count of endangering the life and health of a minor and one count of theft. Police said she had removed screws from a light in her holding cell.

Andrea Amanatides Has a Pez Dispenser Between Her Legs

Albany, New York

After a probation violation, 38-year-old Andrea Amanatides was preparing to start a 6-month jail sentence. And like anyone gearing-up for a vacation, she packed the much-needed essentials.

Unfortunately, her particular choice of a carry-on case had a malfunction. I remember one time when my only suitcase was just too damn big for my weekend getaway necessities. Looks like Amanatides encountered a similar dilemma.

While waiting in a holding cell, and as the video below depicts, one pill falls to the ground. This is followed by another, and yet another. And then, the pills just keep coming.

Before Amanatides can clean-up the mess, jail officials walk in. By the time things are said and done, they discovered 256 prescription pills — 90 pills of Lyrica, 37 Adderall pills, 50 Valiums, 43 Trazadones, 10 Ambiens, 26 Oxycontins — and four bags of heroin freshly dispensed. 

Amanatides had placed the pills and heroin inside a condom and stuffed the over-sized package inside her vagina, according to jailers. After the first pill fell to the floor, Amanatides tried to "adjust herself," which sent her vagina into ‘exit-only’ mode, and dump the 255 other pills and heroin simultaneously.

The entire sequence was captured on video, which is worth a watch.

Amanatides was charged with five misdemeanor counts of criminal possession of a controlled substance and felony promotion of prison contraband. She was arraigned in Colonie Town Court and sent back to county jail.

Alisha Halfmoon Thought She Could Save Money By Cooking Meth Inside Walmart

Alisha Halfmoon

Tulsa, Oklahoma

It looks like our economy is affecting everyone, with a daily growing list of those falling on hard times. Things have gotten so bad, that even meth abusers and dealers can’t afford to purchase the ingredients necessary to whip-up the next batch.

That’s exactly what happened to Elizabeth Alisha Greta Halfmoon. The 45-year-old woman was arrested Thursday for cooking meth inside a Walmart.

In her defense, she told police she was "too broke to buy the chemicals" and take them home.

Surveillance cameras captured Halfmoon’s strange behavior in the store. After about six hours, store employees decided to call police. She had been trying to mix ingredients in the back of the store.

Apparently, she picked the wrong day to go to Walmart, because she lacked the main ingredient Pseudophedrine. So, basically, all of her culinary efforts produced nothing except a ticket to jail.

"She maybe didn't know how to do it," Corporal Scott Anderson said.

While Halfmoon’s cooking experiment yielded a mixture that would be worthless for a meth user, the concoction could have been dangerous. She was mixing sulfuric acid with lighter fluid in a bottle when police arrived, and some of the lethal chemicals had melted the paint off a nearby shelf.

This particular Walmart has become a popular place for cooking (or attempted cooking) of meth. Back in October, another Tulsa resident was arrested for carrying what was essentially a portable meth lab.

The Tulsa Police Department reports that 690 meth labs have been busted in the city since 2009.

Tina Marie Arie Got ‘Going Downtown’ and ‘Going Down’ Confused

Tina Marie Arie

Howard Keith Windham

Montgomery County, Texas

Police were called to a Whataburger, after receiving a call from patrons indicating an intoxicated white male was passed out and his friend, another intoxicated white male, was attempting unsuccessfully to wake him by slapping him.

When police arrived, they found the two males in question (one still unconscious and unresponsive) and a female. A search of the unresponsive man uncovered dozens of Hydrocodone and Soma pills. The conscious male, 30-year-old Howard Keith Windham of New Caney, was observed dropping something under the table. It turned out to be another Soma tablet. He also had a Soma tablet in his pocket.

Police then turned their attention to 44-year-old Tina Marie Arie of Porter, who admitted giving the unconscious male some of her Hydrocodone. Police took a look in her vehicle and found prescription bottles containing Hydrocodone and Soma matching the appearance of the pills removed from the pocket of the unconscious male.

Howard Keith Windham was arrested for possession of a controlled Substance, while Tina Marie Arie was also taken into custody for delivery of a controlled substance. The unconscious male was transported by EMS to a nearby hospital.

On the way to the station, a deputy noticed the couple moving around in the back of the patrol car. In his rear view mirror, the deputy could no longer see Tina Arie. The deputy pulled over to the side of the road to check on the pair. He soon discovered that, despite both parties being handcuffed behind their backs, Windham’s pants were unfastened and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia. The deputy ordered them to cease and they continued to the jail. There were no additional charges.