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I will say it again and again. Never underestimate the power of a woman in need of a sausage. Take, for example, Brittany Glanville. What began as a routine trip to the local 7-11 soon turned into a crisis for the 25-year-old sausage-yearning woman. Glanville, after discovering there were no fully-heated sausages ready for purchase became so outraged, a store clerk activated the panic button to notify police.
The officer said that as he pulled up he saw Glanville wing an item at the head of the clerk on duty. With quick reflexes the clerk was able to snatch the item out of the air and avoid being hit. I knew 7-11’s were hiring ninjas!
The officer said that as he began to enter the store Glanville was attempting to climb over the counter and go after the clerk, so he immediately arrested her.
After placing Glanville in the back of the patrol car, police say she repeatedly tried kicking out the windows until she was given a healthy dose of pepper-spray.
After charging her, police released Glanville on her own recognizance and turned her over to a local hospital for evaluation.
2 comments :
Be careful, she might come after you for this post!
I am keeping a few sausages on the grill, just in case...
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