Monday, May 7, 2012

Beware: Serious Crime Wave Hits Colorado Elementary School

Aurora, Colorado

An unbelievable crime has occurred in Colorado, at Sable Elementary School and parents, city residents and hell, the entire world needs to know.

Officials at Sable Elementary School in Aurora had to take immediate action, following such a devastating criminal offense. It seems that little D'Avonte Meadows, a 6-year-old student, approached a girl during school and brace yourself…serenaded her with "I'm sexy and I know it." .

According to reports, school officials suspended Meadows for three days after he allegedly sang a few bars from the popular song. The incident allegedly happened while the two students were standing in the lunch line.

School administrators immediately accused the boy of sexual harassment and banned him from classes.

Although the punishment seems outlandish, this is not Meadows' first go-around with school administrators over the song.

Last month Meadows was caught singing the same song to the same girl. During that incident, teachers say D’Avonte was caught "shaking his booty" in the girl's face.

"I'm going to definitely have to sit with him and see if he understands exactly what the song means," said D'Avonte's mother, Stephanie Meadows. "I think it's kind of overwhelming. You know, sexual harassment on a 6-year-old? I don't understand. Kids are kids."

I tend to agree with the mother. Now, if this would have been adults, on the other hand, I would definitely suggest real punishment, like castration followed by the death penalty.

Aurora police have not become involved in the case because the child is under 10 years of age. By the way, Sable Elementary School Officials, this one's for you...ya crusty, crabby old bastards.

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