Update: Texas MILF and Teacher’s Aide Shanice Lambert Arraigned on Child Porn Charges

Childress, Texas (Sinister Existence)


Back in April, Texas MILF and teacher’s aide Shanice Lambert was busted for sexually molesting a child and improper relationship with student.

Police in Childress say the 37-year-old teacher's aide was fiddlin’ with the weenie of an underage child, who just happened to be a student. At that time, she was charged with two counts of improper relationship with a minor. However, the Texas Rangers were continuing an investigation. The Texas Rangers?

Lambert has been on administrative leave from the Childress Independent School District since March 20. After a trip to the pokey, Lambert was freed on $20,000 in bonds.

I wondered why the Texas Rangers would be investigating a case involving a student and teacher. Well, maybe this can shed some light.

Now in September, Lambert has been recently arraigned on updated charges. This time around, the charges include child porn. Lambert is accused of enticing a minor to have sex, taking images of the minor and also transporting the minor on two different occasions to Oklahoma to have sex.

She has plead not guilty to the four counts against her and remains free. Lambert is accused of enticing a minor to have sex, taking images of the minor and also transporting the minor on two different occasions to Oklahoma to have sex.

It’s kind of ironic that on her Myspace page she writes:

"I enjoy alone time!!! But that doesn’t happen very often. I know this sounds weird but one of my favorite things, is wearing a brand new pair of socks!!"

Looks like she’s in luck…she gets to wear the latest trend for educators…

New Jersey Taco Bell Cashier Sebastian Burleigh’s been peddling More Than Tacos: Busted for Dealing in Child Pornography Too

Sebastian Burleigh (Myspace)

Newark, New Jersey



Recently, the girlfriend of Sebastian Burleigh posted the photo above for him. Today, I am wondering if that’s changed, since police arrested and charged him with 25 counts of dealing in child pornography.

The investigation began in Pennsylvania, moved on to Delaware and ended at the home of 20-year-old Sebastian Burleigh (man?) in the 100 block of Richard’s Lane in Newark.

Authorities, armed with a search warrant, seized a computer and other digital media from the home. Investigators say that an initial examination has revealed numerous video files depicting children engaged in sexual activity.

Prior to the cashier gig at Taco Bell, Burleigh also worked at Frightland, whatever the hell that is. Anyway, he is being held in default of $250,000 secured bail.

Houston Neurologist Needs His Head Examined: Busted After Computer Repair Shop Finds Child Porn on Computer

Houston, Texas

First off, anyone who takes their personal computer containing child porn to a repair shop should have their head examined. I mean, it’s doesn’t take a brain surgeon to realize it’s probably not a good idea, right?

Well, according to police, one doesn’t have to travel very far for a head examination beyond Houston neurologist Dr. Robert J. Kolimas. You see, he wasn't in the office today. Instead, he’s doing a little cognitive thinking behind bars after being arrested for possession of child pornography.

Investigators say Dr. Robert Kolimas, who’s worked at the VA Medical Center in the Texas Medical Center in Houston for more than 30 years, was charged after an employee at a computer repair shop found child porn on the doctor’s computer.

The computer technician, after discovering the disturbing images, contacted police. After obtaining a search warrant, investigators recovered 40 images showing kids from 8 months to 8 years old in sexually explicit positions. Investigators said some of the children were engaging in intercourse.

Neighbors from the good doctor’s West University neighborhood have confirmed the doctor is married and has a daughter.

A spokesperson for the VA Medical Center said Kolimas has been placed on administrative leave, pending the outcome of the investigation.

Kolimas is facing a $100,000 bond. During his first court appearance, Dr. Kolimas had a few questions for the judge.

"How would I go about trying to hire my own lawyer," he asked. "How do I go about getting help to get bond?"

Dude, it's not brain surgery.

Kory Orren Has Been Busy in Bakersfield, Painting Pumpkins, Possessing Child Porn and Sexually Penetrating a Child

Kory Orren Painting Pumpkin

Bakersfield, California

Homeland Security officials paid a visit to a quiet neighborhood in Bakersfield on Tuesday. During their visit, they performed a raid on the home of Kory Ashton Orren.

As part of a child pornography investigation, agents hit the home around 7 a.m., removing several computers belonging to the 29-year-old Orren.

Neighborhood residents were not only shocked by the raid, but also with the allegations against Kory Orren. Investigators have charged him with continuous sexual abuse of a minor, lewd acts with a child under 14 and sexual penetration by force.

Orren was booked into the Kern County Jail.

He was arraigned on Friday in county court.


Update: July 12, 2012

Convicted sex offender Kory Ashton Orren was sentenced Thursday to six years in prison and will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

Orren, 29, pleaded no contest in June to one count of committing sex acts with a minor. Two other counts were dismissed.

Rhode Island Child Porn Sweep Nets These Douchebags

Providence, Rhode Island

Rhode Island State Police were busy today, serving search warrants and rounding-up a number of local predators. In all, with the help of more than fifty federal, state, and local law enforcement agents, creeps from eight communities were taken into custody for child porn possession, distribution, or both.

"Child exploitation is a global problem and that's why we are going to continue to be proactive to combat that and curtail this type of activity," said Lt. Col. Raymond Studley.

Authorities say that thousands of videos and images of child pornography were found and resulted in ten arrests. The suspects range in age from a juvenile to 71-years-old. The following eight adults are charged with Possession and Transfer of Child Pornography:

45-year-old Lee Pollock of Coventry, 23-year-old Nicholas Pislowski of Johnson, 51-year-old Michael Castaldi of Warwick, 42-year-old Mark Belanger of Pawtucket, 37-year-old Tiberi Simas of Providence, 71-year-old Joseph Cifelli of Warwick, 21-year-old Nathan Dayon of Westerly and 25-year-old Luther Gorahkov of Providence.

The round-up was the culmination of an investigation by the Rhode Island State Police Computer Crimes/Internet Crimes Against Children Unit. The suspects were arraigned Thursday in Kent County, Washington County, and Providence District Courts.

Bus Driver Michael Castaldi

Of course, many of these pervs have public social media accounts. It’s always interesting to get a glimpse into the various lifestyles involved. This raid netted a school bus driver, Michael Castaldi (who is married) and even a pizza guy. Think about that the next time you order a big, fat meaty one.