Is Paula Deen Headed for Porn?

Paula Deen demonstrates her "O" face

Savannah, Georgia

Considering that food queen Paula Deen’s career is in the shitter, having been dumped by The Food Network, Walmart, Target, JC Penney, her book publisher Random House and other companies, many are wondering what could possibly be next for her?

And, you know, I already wondered just when a porn company would approach. My friends, it has officially happened.

A website called Pure Mature, one that features older women, sent a letter to Deen offering-up six figures for Paula Deen to endorse them.

Credit: Pure Mature Porn

"Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic -- you embody our perfect spokesperson," the company wrote to Deen, adding that she's a "MILF," and they are willing to offer her "6 figures for very little work," since there is no nudity required.

No word yet from Deen on the offer. Paula Deen a MILF????

Texas Teacher Stephanie Forbes The Latest Jail Inductee After Having Sexual Relationship With Student

League City, Texas

Up until recently, Stephanie Forbes was known as a 10-year veteran teacher around the Clear Creek School District. As of today, she’s better known for having an on-going sexual relationship with a student.

The 40-year-old MILF handed in her resignation back in December.

Forbes most recently taught at Clear Creek High School in League City. Last month, investigators launched an investigation into the alleged sexual relationship between Forbes and a student.

On Thursday, police arrested Forbes at her home on Sorrelwood Drive in League.

Forbes was allowed to post bond on the condition that she and her vagina stay clear of children if there isn’t an adult present.

According to police, the sexual relationship was much more than a one night stand. The sexual relationship between Forbes and the student allegedly went on for a while. It’s unclear where they were reportedly meeting up.

Authorities say the student’s family found out and contacted authorities. Documents say that victim is a child under 16.

Idaho Mom Courtney Reschke Warming Up for the Holidays: Charged With Having Sex With Four 15-Year-Old Boys

Kuna, Idaho

A mom in Idaho has a unique way of warming her home, according to police. Courtney Reschke, a 35-year-old MILF has been jailed after she allegedly had sex with four 15-year-old boys.

The Ada County Sheriff's Office is reporting that Reschke had sexual rendezvous with four 15-year-old boys who she met through her oldest son. On at least one occasion, Reschke's youngest child was in the house during a sexual tryst.

Investigators say that all of the sexual encounters took place at her home. In many of the instances, Reschke reportedly gave the teens alcohol.

During one of the alleged sexual encounters, Reschke's youngest child, aged 5, attempted to get into the room. Reschke, already in mid-stroke, allegedly ignored the child and continued with the encounter.

Police are currently helping Reschke cool down her lower regions by holding her at the Ada County Jail. She’s charged with two counts of injury to a child and two counts of lewd conduct with a child under 16.

Arkansas Teacher Courtney Speer Charged With Having Sexual Intercourse With Student In School Parking Lot

Bryant, Arkansas

I wondered how long it would be before another MILF teacher proves that all the lessons over the past few years haven’t been learned. And Courtney Speer, a 31-year-old English teacher at Bryant High School is the latest teacher to allow her vagina to screw-up her life, as well as that of another. Speer was jailed Wednesday after she allegedly had sex with a student in the school parking lot and other locations.

According to Bryant Police, an investigation was launched last Monday, when a 17-year-old student confided in a school resource officer that he was sexually involved with a teacher at the same school.

According to authorities, Speer probably left heel marks in the ceiling of her car. That is where some of the sexual activity occurred, while parked on the school parking lot. The teacheralso had sex with the student on at least three occasions at her home. The alleged sexual relationship began in June of this year.

Courtney reportedly resigned from her job the same day the investigation was launched and turned herself in to police on Wednesday morning.

Speer is a wife and mother of two children.

She was booked into jail and charged with five counts of sexual assault. Two of those counts were filed in Benton County where she reportedly resides. She was released after posting a $20,000 bond.

Update: Texas MILF and Teacher’s Aide Shanice Lambert Arraigned on Child Porn Charges

Childress, Texas (Sinister Existence)


Back in April, Texas MILF and teacher’s aide Shanice Lambert was busted for sexually molesting a child and improper relationship with student.

Police in Childress say the 37-year-old teacher's aide was fiddlin’ with the weenie of an underage child, who just happened to be a student. At that time, she was charged with two counts of improper relationship with a minor. However, the Texas Rangers were continuing an investigation. The Texas Rangers?

Lambert has been on administrative leave from the Childress Independent School District since March 20. After a trip to the pokey, Lambert was freed on $20,000 in bonds.

I wondered why the Texas Rangers would be investigating a case involving a student and teacher. Well, maybe this can shed some light.

Now in September, Lambert has been recently arraigned on updated charges. This time around, the charges include child porn. Lambert is accused of enticing a minor to have sex, taking images of the minor and also transporting the minor on two different occasions to Oklahoma to have sex.

She has plead not guilty to the four counts against her and remains free. Lambert is accused of enticing a minor to have sex, taking images of the minor and also transporting the minor on two different occasions to Oklahoma to have sex.

It’s kind of ironic that on her Myspace page she writes:

"I enjoy alone time!!! But that doesn’t happen very often. I know this sounds weird but one of my favorite things, is wearing a brand new pair of socks!!"

Looks like she’s in luck…she gets to wear the latest trend for educators…

Missouri Milfs Shelly Lewis and Alicia Binford Give New Meaning to Chip Shot: Arrested for Indecent Exposure at Illinois Golf Course

Alicia Binford (left) and Shelly Lewis (right)

Edwardsville, Illinois

After all of the predator stories lately, it’s actually refreshing to focus on two MILFs accused of flashing golfers at a southwestern Illinois golf course..

Madison County Sheriff's Capt. T. Mike Dixon says police responded to complaints of lewd behavior Monday at the Woodlands Golf Course in Foster Township and found two middle-aged women putting their breasts on public display.

The two women, 45-year-old Shelly Lewis and 43-year-old Alicia Binford of O'Fallon, Missouri, are charged with public indecency.

Both women are free on bond. Double bogey?

Alicia Binford Facebook

East Texas Mom Natalie Johnson Gets Stiff Penalty for Sexing Teen Boy: Judge Says 25 Years

Lufkin, Texas

Often these days, we see females getting-off with fairly lenient punishment for sexual offenses against young boys. A judge in Texas interrupted the trend this week.

Despite the woman’s tearful apology and plea for forgiveness, an Angelina County judge sentenced 33-year-old Natalie Johnson to 25 years in prison for having sex with a 13-year-old boy. Johnson pleaded guilty back in February.

Court papers say Natalie Johnson claimed that her judgment was impaired by drugs and booze during them month-long relationship with the teenager. Johnson further claimed that she was trying to cope with her mother's terminal illness and often resorted to marijuana and crystal meth, though never, she told the court, when the boy was around. On those occasions, she said, she stuck strictly to tequila, but also admitted that she got the boy drunk at least once.

According to earlier published reports, Johnson and the teen boy had sex approximately seven times last summer. Johnson was a longtime friend of her victim's parents and had a 13-year-old son of her own.

The boy would often meet-up with Johnson after sneaking out of his grandparents' home in the middle of the night. Some of the encounters took place in a park and others in Johnson's apartment. Investigators later found over 1,500 calls and text messages between Johnson and the boy.

During the sentencing, Natalie Johnson told the court:

"I'd like to ask all of you for your forgiveness," Johnson said through tears to the victim's family. "This wasn't something I would normally do and I'm truly, truly sorry."

The boy’s mother said the apology fell on deaf ears. She told The Lufkin Daily News:

"I wanted to tell her 'how would you feel if I did this to your son?'" the boy's mother said shaking her head. "Twenty-five years was what I wanted. I wanted my son to be old enough to handle it when she gets out of prison."

Natalie Johnson was a resident of Deer Park, Texas before moving to Diboll in East Texas.

Maryland MILF Karen Carstens Accused of Sexually Assaulting Young Boy While His Mom Was In Texas Hospital

Houston, Texas

While living in Texas in 2009, Karen Lee Carstens volunteered to help a friend by watching her son while the woman was in the hospital. According to police, this caretaker took caring to a new, disturbing level. Carstens, now 41 and living in Riva, Maryland has been charged with sexual assault of a child by authorities in Houston.

According to court documents, Carstens was a friend of the victim's mother when she lived in the Houston area back when the alleged incidents occurred. The victim told police that Carstens began sexually assaulting him beginning at age 13 until he was 15.

Court documents state that Carstens first sexually assaulted the boy in the year 2007, two years before the hospital babysitting incident. The boy says two years later, while his mother was in and out of the hospital, he and Carstens had multiple sexual encounters.

Police say the victim said Carstens told him not to tell anyone about their sexual relationship because she could get into trouble. He said the relationship ended when Carstens moved out of state in 2009.

Police reports indicate that during the two-year-long sexual relationship, the boy was worried about birth control. Court documents give explicit examples, such as the following:

At one point the boy said he had intercourse with her and, although he ejaculated on her stomach, "he cried believing he had impregnated [Carstens] but [Carstens] assured him not to worry because her menstrual cycle was due soon."

At another point, the boy thought of another way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex.

The two were upstairs in his bedroom when he was 15 while his mother was again in the hospital.

The boy "stated that he asked [Carstens] if he 'could have sex up the ass because he didn't have a condom,'" the court documents say. "Complainant stated [Carstens] refused at first citing that it would cause her pain but agreed to the request. [The boy] stated that he inserted his penis inside [her] rectum and that he 'ejaculated' inside the anus."

The boy told investigators that when the relationship began, while he was 13, it involved just touching her breasts and genitals, but soon, he said in the court documents, the defendant "sucked his dick" at least four times, including once in the family's living room.

A warrant has been issued for her arrest, but Carstens is not in custody at the moment.

Texas MILF Lori Darling David Gets Probation In Teen Photo Scandal

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