Florida Dunkin Donuts Rant Girl Taylor Chapman Destroys Her Life in Less Than a Week

Broward County, Florida

Up until a few days ago, Taylor Chapman was just a typical Florida girl, with all the hopes and dreams that I think we all share. She was an aspiring model spokesperson type, which seems to be a trend with a number of Florida gals. She was also engaged and very active on the Internet, with a Facebook profile, YouTube account, Twitter page and probably a hidden sex tape or two (another trait of most Florida gals).

And then it happened. Either some type of hormonal change occurred, or probably more likely, some type of "chemical reaction" took place, sending her into a "fit" over a Dunkin Donuts receipt. Armed with her iPhone, the self-proclaimed marketing guru (and "Law School Major") stormed her local Donut Shop to give them a piece of her mind -- and what a mind it turned out to be, filled with bad grammar, racism and overall psychotic tendencies.

The video made an impact of course. And the rest is history. You have seen the video, haven't you?



In a matter of hours, the name Taylor Chapman became an Internet sensation. Go ahead, Google the name.

In the hours that followed, we learned that Chapman had worked as a contractor for Power Sales Team, an Internet marketing firm. We also learned that she was engaged to a someone with a criminal history. We also learned just how quickly someone can destroy their own life with social media.

As of today, Taylor Chapman has apparently gone into hiding, along with her sketchy boyfriend. Power Sales Team has removed her photo from their website and announced her termination. And worst of all, she is probably banned from all Dunkin Donuts across the nation, which is something I could absolutely not handle. Likewise, because of the negative sentiment, I am sure she wouldn't even be considered for porn movies, no matter how foul her mouth can be.

Then again, maybe she has a future as a rapper???

Florida Douche Taylor Chapman Dunkin Donuts Rant Update: Chapman is Engaged to a Criminal

Broward County, Florida

Yesterday, I outlined the issues in the sad life of Taylor Chapman, who gained national attention with her Dunkin Donuts Rant captured on video. I thought I did a pretty good job of laying out a good case for Chapman to just give-up, go away and accept her life as just one of numerous Florida idiots.

Well, the issues appear far worse than I thought. We all knew, as of yesterday, that she was engaged. What I have now learned is that her fiancé, Sean Hosch, is a criminal with a lengthy rap sheet.

In February 2011, Fort Lauderdale police charged him with reckless driving and with possession of a controlled substance as well as possession of cannabis.

That February wasn't a good month for Hosch. Within weeks of the drug incident, Hosch was charged with three felonies in county court: burglary of an unoccupied structure and two counts of grand theft of a motor vehicle. (He pleaded no contest to all counts and was put on probation for 18 months).

Life continues to be rough for Chapman, who has deleted all of her social media profiles, which I do not understand, considering all the kind notes from her fans -- after the infamous Dunkin Donuts rant. For example:

Dunkin Donuts Dumbass Taylor Chapman Gains Her 15-Minutes of Fame: Foul-Mouthed Donut House Rant Goes Viral

Broward County, Florida

You know, in a way, I can almost understand why Taylor Chapman would have reason to be so incredibly pissed-off. Put yourself in her place, an aspiring model/TV spokesperson in a state surrounded by babes much prettier than you, an earlier attempt to interview Ludacris that really only demonstrated a lack of talent, left only to be an internet face and voice-for-hire for a shitty little social media company. Hey, the woman has problems, OK!

Of course, I think her problems just got worse. That is, after Chapman’s plan to pop her popularity on Facebook by bullying the crew down at the local Dunkin Donuts has backfired. During one of her recent visits, a Broward County Dunkin Donuts allegedly failed to give the 27-year-old Chapman her receipt. So she decided to arm herself with a video camera and return, hell-bent on holding them to their stated policy of providing a free order anytime an employee fails to give a customer their receipt.

Chapman enters the store and warns the employee that he is "under video surveillance" before unleashing a barrage of foul language, insults, racial remarks and arrogant blather onto him. She also manages to throw in the fact that she “has a business degree” and has contacted her lawyer who is “working on it.” I have no doubt, there is a lawyer or two who might consider “working” on her jelly-filled delight – I mean, let’s be honest, right guys?

At any rate, the employee kept cool and collected as she unloaded an 8-minute long rant. He worked toward politely replacing her order and clearly deserves a raise and promotion in my opinion. I, on the other hand, would have simply offered to glaze her donut a time or two.

Before clicking on the video, just be advised that Chapman is a potty-mouth.

By the way, if you would like to have Chapman as your own personal spokesbitch, she is (at least for now) employed by an Internet ad agency called Power Sales Team. They continue to list her as a friendly spokesmodel for your advertising dollars.

And now, the Dunkin Donuts Rant