Last Weekend in Portland: Some Happy and Not So Happy Bicycle Seats

Portland, Oregon

It’s a well-known slogan for Portland residents, “Keep Portland Weird.” And over the weekend, the city did not disappoint as the 11th annual World Naked Bike ride took place. The event is a protest that promotes bike riding as an alternative to driving cars. Enjoy a few of the highlights.

Tacoma Teacher Meredith Powell Sexually Assaulted Students, Cops Say

Tacoma, Washington

Well, it looks like we are on a roll again, as far as teachers getting frisky with students. This time around, it’s a 24-year-old high school math teacher who stands accused of having sexual contact with two students in her classroom and exchanging inappropriate texts and nude photos.

Meredith Powell taught at Lincoln High School in Tacoma. According to investigators, Powell, allegedly performed oral sex on a 15-year-old and, in a separate incident, had sexual contact with a 16-year-old while the rest of the school was attending an assembly last month.

Court documents reveal that Powell admitted her illegal behavior, though she pleaded not guilty on Friday to two counts of third-degree child rape and one count of communication with a minor for immoral purposes.

The court documents state that Powell also allegedly sent one of the students a nude photo of herself in a bathtub through Snapchat.

Police say Powell also sent sexually explicit text messages to a third, 17-year-old student, according to the Seattle Times.

She allegedly sent a text to the 17-year-old's girlfriend apologizing for her "promiscuous" texts.

Texas Pedophile Tennis Coach Taylor McClain Avoids Jail Time for Molesting 15-Year-Old-Girl

Houston, Texas

If you happen to be a high school coach and into perversion, maybe even looking to score with an underage student and get away with it – Texas may just be the place for you.

That’s exactly what happened in a suburb of Houston recently with Taylor McClain, a tennis coach at Atascocita High School.

According to police, McClain had sex with a 15-year-old girl in his car as one of her classmates drove them around last October.

After ‘rockin the car,’ police say McClain and the underage girl also texted each other sexually explicit, nude photos. And can I just say the thought of seeing Taylor McClain nude really makes me want to blow chunks. How about you?

On Tuesday, the pervy-pedophile McClain agreed to plead guilty to possession of child pornography in exchange for 10 years deferred adjudication.

That means his record will be wiped clean by a judge if he manages to stay out of trouble. In other words, keep it in his pants and out of 15 year old girls.

Virginia High School Teacher Cara Alexander Wore It Out: Arrested for Sending Naughty Photos and Having Sex with Student Over 20 Times

Newport News, Virginia

Well, half-way into the week, we hear of another naughty school teacher accused of having a sexual relationship with a student.

Police have arrested a 27-year-old English teacher at Woodside High School, Cara Alexander, following an investigation into allegations made by the parents of a 17-year-old student. It seems the boy’s parents found nude photos of the teacher on their son's phone last Tuesday.

According to court documents, the student admitted to police that he had had sex with the teacher more than 20 times since last summer. The documents state that Alexander initiated contact with the student by giving him her cell phone number.

Alexander has taught ninth-grade English at Woodside since 2010 and was a substitute teacher before then. The school let Alexander go from her position following the accusations and has recommended that her state teaching license be revoked.

Right now, according to Newport News police, Alexander faces 13 felony charges, including six counts of using a communications system to facilitate offenses involving children, six counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and one count of taking indecent liberties with a minor.

Another Revenge Porn Site Reveals Private Pictures Will Never Remain Private

Maybe I am showing my age here, but I can remember how folks once scanned through Myspace photos, hoping to find and re-post little gems like these:

Of course, here we are, years later, when the Internet has er, um, advanced so far. Users of the photo sharing website Photobucket became familiar with the term fusking, where hackers created some embarrassing moments for so many that thought private photos really meant private -- NOT!

Web engineers went to work to fix the "holes" in Photobucket. But did it stop there? Next came the revenge porn websites, where disgruntled ex-lovers could post the fond memories of their former loves.

The revenge porn sites have created some well-publicized legal battles, with the ex-loves appearing in the photos are fighting back.

It seems another site has been created, You Got Posted, where anyone can submit photos (including explicit ones and video). You can search for both girls and guys and even browse by state. You'll find the good, the bad, and even the ugly here.

And then there is our personal favorite.

Houston Police Officer and Nude Fetish Model Stacey Suro Fiasco Comes To a Conclusion

Houston Police Officer Stacey Suro, AKA "Tessoro"

Houston, Texas

Back in October, one of the biggest stories to come out of Texas was one about a female cop from Houston, Texas named Stacey Suro.

A television station in Houston, KPRC-TV, featured Suro – not because of any crime, but because of uncovered modeling photos. The 20-year veteran of the Houston Police Department was moonlighting as a model and even created a modeling profile on Modelmayhem.com.

Suro, who called herself Tessoro, posted a number of photos (word has it around 100) online, including bikini photos, topless photos, fetish photos and even a few bondage depictions.

Those photos, according to HPD, violated the department’s code of conduct for officers. That code states:

"Employees shall exhibit professional conduct at all times and shall not engage in any activity, including unlawful activity that would degrade or bring disrespect upon the employee or the department."

According to HPD, the investigation is now over and Chief Charles McClelland has made a recommendation for demotion. Suro, according to sources, has accepted the offer. The former Sergeant will lose her stripes, as well as any patrol duties. Instead, Suro will now be working in the property room. Officials say they believe the demotion will also mean a cut in pay for Suro.

The investigation into Suro's online activity started last September. Sources said that's when HPD learned Suro had posted the nearly 100 pictures.

Minnesota Student-Teacher Jenna Schultz in the Coop for Stalking, Sexting Teen

A lovely capture of Jenna Schultz (Myspace)

St. Paul, Minnesota

26-year-old Jenna Anne Schultz, to the left, is not auditioning to be the next Wendy’s logo girl. Instead, it’s a booking photo, after police busted her ass for stalking a 17-year-high school old student with text messages and a naked photograph.

Schultz is, or shall we say was a student teacher at Simley High School. That was before, according to police, she went all bat-shit crazy, sending text messages, Facebook messages and a photo of her pasty, white, freckled nakedness to a Simley High School student who apparently didn't want the attention.

Investigators say the messages and photograph were sent between May 11 and May 14. The boy reported the inappropriate contact to school officials who, in turn, contacted police.

Schultz, during an interrogation by the cops, admitted taking the explicit photo, but claimed that she must have been drunk when she sent the photograph to the student.

The photograph in question, which just the thought of will permanently kill my appetite for carrots, red Skittles, Fanta Orange and pumpkin pie, reportedly shows Schultz completely naked with one leg raised, according to an arrest affidavit.

Schultz began student teaching in April and was scheduled to teach through the end of the school year.

She has been charged with two felony counts of stalking and a misdemeanor count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Texas ‘Teacher of the Year’ John McDaniel Busted for Sexting Student

Grapevine, Texas

Just days after being named teacher of the year at Colleyville Middle School, band director John McDaniel was arrested on accusations of sexting with a 15-year old-student.

McDaniel, 32, is charged with online solicitation of a minor, a third-degree felony, and improper relationship between educator and student, a second-degree felony.

The case unfolded rather quickly in the last few days, though the criminal activity began years ago. The girl’s brother, after looking through her Gmail account on Sunday, found nude e-mails exchanged with McDaniel.

Upon questioning by her parents, the girl told them that McDaniel sent her a picture of his penis in exchange for photos of her topless or in her underwear.

The parents contacted told police, who interviewed the girl. She told them she started chatting with McDaniel on Facebook while he was her band teacher at Colleyville Middle School in the 8th grade (2010-2011). That would make her about 13 at the time.

She would talk about problems with her home life. He allegedly told her about his martial issues and sex life.

According to an arrest affidavit, McDaniel told the girl she was pretty and indicated that he thought of her when he masturbated. He said he wondered what she looked like naked.

Because the girl couldn’t send photos electronically at the time, she took a nude photo of herself on her phone and left it on McDaniel’s desk. He returned the phone, she told police, with a photo of his penis on it.

In a voluntary interview with police today, the affidavit states, McDaniel admitted to having sexually explicit conversations with the girl and sending her a picture of his genitals.

McDaniel is now free on bond. However, police say there could be other victims and that McDaniel could be arrested again very soon.

Naturally, the school has taken down the Teacher of the Year kudos for McDaniel. But, before learning McDaniel was a perv, the school had this to say:

“John’s kind and caring manner makes each child feel special and these special talents blend beautifully to create a successful band program at Colleyville Middle School.”

By the way, here's the arrest affidavit (Redacted).

John McDaniel PCA (Redacted)

Texas School Counselor Cynthia Stewart Arrested for Sexting 15-Year-Old Student

Cynthia Stewart

San Antonio, Texas

A San Antonio elementary school counselor is accused of texting naked photos of herself to a 15-year-old boy.

Prosecutors have charged 43-year-old Cynthia Stewart with receipt of child pornography and solicitation of a minor to engage in sexual conduct.

An affidavit says the two became friends about two years ago through Facebook. The boy’s parents contacted authorities after recently noticing the teen was texting someone at odd hours. According to investigators, the correspondence included more than 20 nude photos of Stewart.

Stewart, who works at Olympia Elementary School, has been put on paid administrative leave by the Judson Independent School District.

A profile on the school's website, which has been taken down, said Stewart was in her 21st year in education. That includes five as a teacher and the past 15 as a school counselor.

'All of my professional experience has been at the elementary level in the states of Oklahoma, Texas, Florida, and Georgia; this is my third year in Judson ISD,’ the website said.

Stewart also writes that she is married and has an eight year old child.

Investigators are still unsure whether or not any sexual exchanges ever took place offline, but are continuing to look into the matter.

If convicted, Stewart could face more than a decade in prison.

Olympia Elementary School