So, I was just about to head to the kitchen for a chocolate donut stick, when I ran across this story that started my gag reflex.
I often think traffic is a bitch in my city. But it’s really a bitch in St. Paul, especially if you are driving anywhere near Brian Wutschke. The 45-year-old man was jailed Wednesday after fellow drivers called police reporting Wutschke was performing oral sex on a dildo while driving in traffic.
It gets worse…trust me.
St. Paul police caught-up to Wutschke, who was driving a red truck. Once the officers pulled the red truck over, the driver was verified as Brian Wutschke. During a search of the vehicle, officers found several pairs of women's panties draped over the vehicle's gear shift and rear view mirror.
During a pat-down search on Wutschke, police could feel something vibrating that seemed to be coming from inside Wutschke's pants. That's when Wutschke told officers that he had inserted a vibrating sex toy into his anus.
While transporting Wutschke to jail, officers could hear the device still vibrating against the seat of the police cruiser. The device was finally removed at the jail, however deputies refused to turn it off.
Deputy watch commander Eric Anderson said, "They'll just let the batteries run out. They'll be talking about this one for a while.”
Wutschke was booked into the Ramsey County Jail and charged with indecent exposure and obscene materials and performance. The charge was later reduced to indecent conduct by the city prosecutor's office.
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