I have been wondering where the ultimate holiday douchebag has been hiding and by gosh, I think I have found him.
Meet Benjamin Greene, a 22-year-old North Carolina man who police jailed after he allegedly tried to shoplift a Miley Cyrus blow up doll.
According to authorities in Spartanburg, Greene was inside a Spencer Gifts retail store on December 11, when a cashier saw Greene remove a 'Finally Mylie Lovedoll' from its packaging and place it inside his coat.
Investigators say Greene made it past all points of sale before being stopped by the employee.
After the employee demanded that the doll be returned, Greene opened his jacket which allowed the doll to drop to the floor.
The doll is distributed by Pipedream Products. Actually, the doll does not look like Miley Cyrus. Instead, the doll resembles a generic blow up doll with a hollowed out mouth. Spencer Gifts sells the item in their stores for $19.99.
Greene was booked into the Spartanburg County Jail and charged with a misdemeanor count of shoplifting. He was released without bond.
Hey Ben, next time, just do what the rest of us do, use pictures and your imagination...
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