Police Find Photos of Maryland School Behavior Specialist Stephanie Mikles Screwing the Family Pooch

Bel Air, Maryland

I have often wondered what it must be like to be the husband of one of the many school teachers who have been busted for having sex with underage students. I’ll bet it is even far worse, to find out your wife had sex with the family dog.

Well, that is exactly what the husband of Stephanie Mikles is facing, I am sure, after police discovered sick and disgusting photographs of her in sexually explicit actions with the family’s dog. Mikles was a behavioral specialist employed by the Harford County School system in Maryland

The photos were found by police, while Mikles was under investigation for unnamed “activities” originally launched by the Child Advocacy Center of Harford County. Police are describing the doggy sex photos as unnatural and perverse in nature.

The alleged bestiality occurred several years ago, but investigators say there is no statue of limitations for this type of charge.

Mikles was indicted on a charge of unnatural or perverted sexual practice. She was released after posting a $5,000 bond.

I couldn't help but notice, on her Google+ page, who "had her" in their circles (indicated by the red arrows).

Arizona’s Brittany Sonnier Likes Her Lovin’ ‘Doggie Style’

Lake Havasu, Arizona

Before you go thinking about how fun it might be to ‘hit it,’ guys, you better beware. That is, unless you don’t mind a canal carnalized by a canine.

I am speaking of the pictured Brittany Angelique Sonnier, the 20-year-old woman who allegedly confessed to her boyfriend that she has sex with dogs and fantasizes about incest. That confession has landed her behind bars, charged with crimes against nature.

According to police Sgt. Joe Harrold, Sonnier is accused of committing "vaginal and oral sex with two canines" in Lake Havasu City.

Sonnier was arrested back on November 21 and charged with bestiality. Those charges were later changed to two counts of "crime against nature."

According to a copy of the police report, authorities were tipped off in September by a former boyfriend of Sonnier's about her doggie desires.

The ex-boyfriend told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April, as she seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

However, around mid-summer the relationship changed, and their sex life began to slow down. It was around this time that Sonnier allegedly approached him and asked "if they could "talk."

That’s when Sonnier pulled-up animal sex photos on her cell phone and confessed to her boyfriend about her canine cravings. She went on to tell him that “she has been having sex with their family dogs since she was 13 years old."

The police report states one of the dogs is about 13 and the other is just a couple years old. They are not identified by breed, but are described as "medium size" dogs in the police report.

The police report further alleges that Sonnier told her boyfriend that she has had "vaginal and oral sex with the dogs" and has trained the animals so they "don't act strange" around other people.

Sonnier also allegedly said she was into incest and pulled up images on the phone of a family of cartoon characters having sex, police said.

The ex-boyfriend told police he suspects Sonnier is pregnant with his child, but said she has refused to take a pregnancy test. He said that, if she is pregnant, he wants her to get help.

Colorado Yoga Instructor Joan Zalk Looks Like a Poodle and Gets Busted for Mistreating Chihuahua

Joan Zalk Yoga Instructor, Dog-Sitter and Acupuncture?

Boulder, Colorado

Speaking of dogs, the poodle-human-mixed breed to the left is 29-year-old yoga instructor Joan Renee Zalk of Boulder. When she’s not teaching yoga, she apparently moonlights as a dog-sitter. Now I am not sure how good she is at yoga, but according to police, she’s a pretty shitty dog-sitter.

In fact, her latest doggie-sitting endeavor has led to criminal charges for Zalk. The charges include animal cruelty and felony menacing after cops say she ran a Chihuahua alongside her car at 10 to 15 mph.

Witnesses confronted Joan Zalk on Friday, after they spotted her running the dog alongside her Toyota Camry. Zalk didn’t take to kindly to the witnesses and informed them that she had a gun in her car and asked if they would like her to use it?

Police arrived shortly and were informed by Zalk that the dog, Cooper, “goes ballistic” if it doesn’t walk 3 miles a day. She said the dog was fine. As for the gun in her car, turns out she didn’t have one after all.

Police arrested Zalk and delivered the dog to a local shelter. Cooper is expected to be released to its owner, who was out-of-town at the time of the incident.

Zalk’s name was, at one time, connected to Seductively Yours, LLC. I am not sure what it is, but I cannot find anything seductive about the woman. Who knows, maybe she has great oral skills. Of course, I am led to believe the male species wouldn’t be able to confirm that. Ladies? Just kidding…maybe. I just get that vibe.
Joan Zalk Police Report