Keandra Harrison Gives Texas Cop a Golden Shower

Richmond, Texas

A police officer in Richmond is either totally disgusted or now mildly fond of golden showers after arresting a woman named Keandra Harrison.

Initially, police were responding to a call involving an aggravated assault with a deadly weapon at an apartment complex.

Officers attempted to search the vehicle of 21-year-old Harrison after allegedly finding a loaded shotgun. When she refused verbal commands to open the vehicle, officers placed her under arrest. That is when officers say she urinated on the arresting officer and laughed.

When asked if she did it intentionally, officers say she responded by saying, "It sure was."

Harrison is now charged with harassment of a public servant and resisting arrest. Her father, who was also arrested, is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Texan Amber Garen Went All Punch Happy on Police Officers

Santa Fe, Texas

According to her social media profiles, Amber Garen has been affiliated with the US Army at one time in her life. Not sure if she saw combat during that time, but she did manage to get down to a little hand-to-hand beating action recently. The only problem with that was that her victims happened to be police officers.

Santa Fe police said they were called out to a home in the 5800 block of F.M. 646 South on Monday.

Initial police reports allege that Amber Garen, 22, assaulted two women at that home.

By the time officers arrived at the scene, Garen had fled the home. However, the officers received a tip that Garen was in a nearby yard. As officers moved in to arrest Garen, she ran away, police said.

Officers Jennifer Beavers and Arturo Espinosa gave chase, but were both “punched” by the woman, investigators say.

Garen was arrested and charged with assault on a public servant, evading arrest and assault causing bodily injury. She is being held in the Harris County Jail with bond set at $12,500.

Over on Garen's Facebook page, her latest status update was:

"sittin in jail because other people want to be scandelous, aint that some shit. got arrested last night"

Amber Garen Myspace

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