Arizona Boozer Colleen Fellin Has Balls: Arrested for Allegedly Squeezing Cop’s Testicles

Phoenix, Arizona

Colleen Fellin is a girl that knows just how to “take the law into her own hands.” Well, that is when you consider the Aggravated Assault charges she is facing after grabbing a handful of cop nuts.

According to court documents, Fellin, 30, was standing in the middle of Indian School Road near 20th Avenue around 4 p.m. last Friday, throwing stuff around, blocking traffic and really just acting like a fucknut.

One passerby, a gentleman, flagged down an officer and said that Fellin had kicked his truck and damaged it

A fully uniformed Phoenix police officer went to arrest Fellin on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal damage, but she tried to pull her wrist away when the officer grabbed it.

According to the documents, the officer pulled back on her wrist, and as he pulled her closer, Fellin grabbed the officer by the scrotum and squeezed, "causing him pain."

Fellin was then placed on the ground, at which she tried to bite the officer's wrist, the documents state.

The arresting officer, in addition to the squeezed grapes, also received multiple scratches on his arm during the arrest, and court documents note that Fellin has prior charges and convictions for resisting arrest.

Ryan Jarvis Learns Posting Stolen Engagement Ring on Facebook is Not Too Smart

Ryan Jarvis

Burlington, Vermont

In a way, I have to feel for the guy. I mean, for someone that looks like him to hang on to someone that looks like her, calls for extraordinary measures.

Amber Lafountain (from her Model Mayhem Profile)

And so, the story unfolds. Ryan Jarvis walks into a local Zales store and takes a closer look at a $3,199 engagement ring. Feeling confident the white gold solitaire ring will surely captivate his girlfriend, aspiring model Amber Lafountain, he grabbed the ring and fled the store.

Later, Jarvis popped the question to Lafountain and it seems the goal to captivate her worked. In fact, she was so captivated, that she decided to post a picture of the ring on Facebook.

On Tuesday, detectives received tips from three anonymous sources that stated they were friends with Lafountain and believed her new engagement ring might be the one that had been shown stolen in local news broadcasts.

Police caught up with Amber Lafountain later in the day and successfully matched her engagement ring's serial number with the serial number reported stolen by Zales officials.

It appears that Lafountain was not aware the ring was stolen, but was simply suffering from a blond moment.

Jarvis, who was arrested a short time later, told police that he stole the ring because he wasn't able to afford the ring he wanted.

He pleaded "not guilty" to retail theft on Wednesday. He was conditionally released from jail without bail.

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Amber Lafountain Facebook

Amber Lafountain Model Mayhem

Amber Lafountain Myspace