Fast Florida Woman Heather Harley-Davidson Brought to a Halt by Police for Drunk Driving

Heather Harley-Davidson (Facebook)

St. Augustine, Florida

Looks like the cops knew something was different about the fast woman they were pulling over for swerving all over the roadway. Little did they know, however, that they were messing with a Harley.

Heather Dawn Harley-Davidson, 49, was the woman doing all of the fancy driving. Despite the driving, police say that while exiting the vehicle, Harley-Davidson appeared to have a hard time standing. Deputies also noted that her speech was "extremely slurred" and she couldn't get her license out of her purse.

Though she tried and tried to find her license, Davidson allegedly became upset and tossed her whole bag at the deputy through the window.

The woman also refused to take part in any field sobriety tests.

Deputies say that Harley-Davidson was so drunk, that she had to be medically cleared at a hospital. While there, she reportedly yelled profanities to the hospital staff.

Two deputies were needed to escort her to a restroom at the hospital because she could barely walk and almost fell on several attempts to reach a restroom, according to the arrest report.

Iowa Man Jerald Reiter Caught Driving Drunk With Parrot and Zebra Riding ‘Shotgun’

Dubuque, Iowa

I don’t know why, but I have always figured that being a cop in Dubuque would be rather dull. Think about it, Dubuque?

Well, I guess I have been proven wrong. Jerald Reiter, a 56-year-old Iowa man was arrested Sunday night after police caught him attempting to drive drunk with a zebra and a parrot riding shotgun in the seat next to him.

According to authorities, they noticed Reiter climbing into a truck parked at the Dog House Bar and attempted to operate the vehicle after they determined he was intoxicated.

The approaching officers found Reiter seated next to a zebra and a parrot.

Reiter told investigators that the animals were his pets and that the bar allows him to bring the animals inside when they are not serving food.

I suppose it was free entertainment for bar patrons, as some of them were taking photos of the animals. Of course, that was after one of them contacted police. Reiter disputed his arrest, telling officers that he was about to let a passenger drive his truck. However, it was unclear if it was going to be the parrot or the zebra.

Reiter was charged with driving under the influence. I am assuming the parrot and the zebra either found a new designated driver, or perhaps called a cab.

Woman Gets Naked at Denver Airport After Being Told She Couldn't Smoke

Denver, Colorado

Travelers at Denver International Airport received more than just a movie on a plane Tuesday, after a woman who had been asked to put out her cigarette stripped down to her birthday suit.

Denver Police Department spokesman Sonny Jackson said the woman appeared to have had "some sort of a breakdown."

Airport staffers spotted the woman smoking a cigarette in a non-smoking area of the airport's Concourse B about 8:45am local time, according to airport spokeswoman Jenny Schiavone.

Police say that after someone advised the woman of the no-smoking rule, she promptly put out the cigarette and proceeded to take an additional step of removing all of her clothes.

Airport officials report that the woman was not arrested. She was instead taken to a local hospital for evaluation.

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Cirilo Castillo Takes ‘Hold Your Horses’ To A New Level

Cirilo Castillo, Jr.

Edinburg, Texas

A man in south Texas was arrested after being accused of having sex with horses at two different ranches in Hidalgo County, according to police.

Cirilo Castillo, Jr., 41, is charged with two counts of cruelty to animals and two counts of criminal trespass in Edinburg, about 10 miles north of McAllen.

A video surveillance system caught Castillo entering his neighbor’s barn, tying her brown mare to a fence, tying her back legs together and sexually penetrating the horse.

When authorities caught up with Castillo, he admitted to having sex with the horse. Castillo went on to confess of having sex with another horse at a different ranch.

He was taken to Hidalgo County Jail and bond was set at $60,000.

Police: Fake Doctor Injected Super Glue and Fix-A-Flat In Woman’s Buttocks

Oneal Ron Morris

Miami Gardens, Florida

This may be one of the most bizarre stories of the week. In Miami Gardens, police have arrested a woman, who is allegedly really a man, who refers to himself/herself as a woman...wait, I am totally confused. Anyway, the "woman" was charged after injecting a substance containing cement, a tire sealant and other substances into a woman's buttocks.

It was back in May, when the woman decided she wanted to improve her appearance with buttock injections. According to authorities, the woman went to a private residence in Miami Gardens for the procedure.

At the residence, she met with 30-year-old Oneal Ron Morris, the woman man posing as a physician. Morris agreed to perform the buttock enhancement procedure for $700.

Police say Morris injected a substance consisting of cement, Fix-A-Flat, mineral oil and superglue into the woman's buttocks and then sealed the incision with superglue.

"I think it's crazy," Miami Gardens police Sgt. Bill Bamford said. "Most definitely life-threatening."

Police said Morris is not a doctor. The patient ended up developing medical issues and went to two South Florida hospitals. She eventually drove to Tampa General, where she was treated for pain, pneumonia and a MRSA infection.

Police arrested Morris in Fort Lauderdale on charges of practicing without a license and causing bodily harm.

"If you're going to have medical procedures done, find a licensed physician, go to a licensed facility and get the proper medical treatment," Bamford said.

Morris bonded out of jail late Friday night.

Washington Cops: Jasha Lottin Broke No Laws by Killing, Gutting Horse, then Posing Naked Inside Corpse (NSFW Pics)

Seattle, Washington

Portland nudist and aspiring model Jasha Lottin, like many nudists and aspiring models, usually posts the simple face, feet, misc. types of photos you would expect to find on a modeling portfolio site.

Via Jasha Lottin's Portfolio on Explore Talent

However, I guess face and boring body part photos can grow dull after a while. So, Lottin decided to break from the norm and really display her creativity. The only problem is, many people – including a guy browsing the web in North Carolina found her new creative expressions troublesome and contacted authorities.

In a statement to Seattle Weekly, the model says she can't understand why people are so interested in why she bought a horse, killed it, gutted it, then posed naked for photos inside the carcass and posted them on the Internet.

"No idea why people care," she said.

And maybe she is correct after all. Authorities in Washington don’t seem to care either. Sure, they questioned her, after the North Carolinian complained. However, sheriff’s deputies concluded that no animal abuse had been committed and therefore no laws had been broken.

A police report details that Lottin and her friend John Frost had purchased a 32-year-old dying horse in Richfield, Wash. Shortly after buying the animal Frost shot it in the head with a .300 Winchester Magnum hunting rifle (the horse had apparently been scheduled to be euthanized already), then the two skinned and gutted it before finally beginning their photo shoot.

So, for the burning question on everyone’s mind (along with many others, I’m sure), what was the reason for climbing inside the animal (along with all the other oddities)?

Well, Lottin explained her desire to "be one with the animal." Oh and, there’s a Star Wars connection too.

From the police report:

Lottin said in the movie Star Wars the character Han Solo cut open and animal with his light saber and placed Luke Skywalker inside the animal. This was due to Luke freezing to death in cold weather. Lottin said there was nothing religious about what she did and didn't intend to offend anyone.

Washington County Sheriff's Office Sgt. David Thompson tells Seattle Weekly that while the case is "truly bizarre", deputies aren't interested in telling people what weird stuff to put or not put on the Internet.

"We've definitely never seen anything like that," Thompson says. "People do bad stuff to people and animals, but in this case it appears that animal was put down humanely, so there's really nothing to compare it to. It's just bizarre."

Now, all the media attention on the story has probably taken away from what Lottin originally desired, to draw attention to her creative and artistic abilities. So, rather than add to the cloud of particulars, we want to help Lottin with her intended goal and get folks focused on the art. Warning: NSFW.