Ohio Subway Sandwich Artist Ian Jett Lets His Sex Organ and Loaf of Bread Get Him Canned

Columbus, Ohio

I remember when a friend of mine revealed that she once worked at Subway. She went on to tell me too much information, like how one slow day, a male co-worker decided to teabag the cold cuts. I vowed then to never eat at Subway ever again.

This week, my strong conviction has been staunchly affirmed once again. That is after a douche bag in Columbus, Ohio named Ian Jett, who works at Subway, posted a photo online of his penis touching a loaf of bread. The caption read, "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today."

Another photo was posted by Jett’s friend, Cameron Boggs, depicting a bottle of frozen pee, yes by way of the freezer at Subway.

Store employees confirmed that Boggs and Jett currently work at the Subway location at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard in Columbus.

Ian Jett (L) Cameron Boggs (R)

Other photos posted on the pairs Twitter and Instagram pages include Subway bread molded into the shape of a penis.

Update:

Subway has confirmed that the two men have been fired.

Ohio’s Tanai Fortman Caught Fornicating with 4-Year-Old Girl: Says Diet Pills Are to Blame

Tanai Lentz-Fortman (Twitter)

Springboro, Ohio

According to police in Ohio, 32-year-old Tanai Fortman is one sick and twisted woman. It’s not the fact that she’s sexually active, or even that she likes to videotape her sex acts. It’s the fact that the participants are unwilling – and underage. You see, this story comes from the gutter, as police reveal that Fortman has been having sex with a 4-year-old girl.

According to investigators, Fortman’s boyfriend had a suspicion that she had been cheating on him, so he began to search her cell phone and tablet. He came across more than he bargained for.

Instead of another dudes number, he ran across five 30-second video clips that showed Fortman engaging in sex acts with the a 4-year-old victim.

Fortman reportedly asked her boyfriend to delete the photographs, however he refused and called 911 instead.

While being interviewed by police, Fortman told detectives that the videos were recorded while she worked for an online sexting company. She stated that she couldn't remember shooting the videos because of the number of diet pills she was taking at the time.

She went on to say that she was "sick to her stomach" after viewing the videos and would never have hurt a child if it weren't for the diet pills she was taking.

Fortman was booked into the Warren County Jail and charged with 16 sex-related counts including rape, gross sexual imposition and pandering sexually oriented material involving a minor. Her bail has been set at $75,000.

Ohio Art Teacher Alexa Nasonti Busted for Teaching ‘Erotic Arts’ AKA ‘Car Sex’ With Student

Norwalk, Ohio

I wondered just how many minutes would pass, before another teacher would get caught having sex with a student. Thanks to Alexa Nasonti, we didn’t have to wait long.

The 25-year-old art teacher at Norwalk High School was arrested and charged with allegedly having sex with a student.

According to investigators with the Erie County Sheriff's Office, they launched an investigation last April after a Castalia police officer on patrol found Nasonti and a 17-year-old student parked in his vehicle at Lion's Park in Margaretta.

Police report that Nasonti and the boy claimed that "nothing was going on" between them, however the officer thought the situation seemed suspect and decided to take a closer look.

After obtaining a search warrant for the pair's cell phone records, detectives discovered hundreds of text messages that indicate a sexual encounter took place between Nasonti and the student on March 31st.

Detectives also say that the pair planned the meeting at the park and the boy had a condom in his pocket.

Investigators for the Erie County Sheriff's Office sent the case to Sandusky County prosecutors. Police believe Nasonti and the boy also had sex at a residence in Sandusky County.

Once the investigation was underway, Nasonti submitted her resignation from the school on May 2.

She pleaded not guilty to a single count of sexual battery during an arraignment hearing in Sandusky County on Thursday morning. She was released on a personal recognizance bond.

Ohio Woman and 'Spitter' Tiffany Pocock Going for Mugshot of the Week

Tiffany Pocock (MeetMe)

Bellevue, Ohio

Not only does Tiffany Pocock have the most screwed-up mugshot I have seen in a while, along with a funny last name, but the 27-year-old is also a spitter.

Pocock is facing assault charges following an arrest in which police say she spit blood on both an officer and a nurse. It was early Tuesday morning, according to an incident report, when the altercation and vile spitting occurred.

Officers were dispatched to a domestic disturbance and found a male victim with a mark on his left eye. The man said he had been struck by Pocock.

Also on the scene was a minivan, with its driver’s side door ajar. Officers discovered a bottle of whiskey in the center console. Arrest reports indicate the bottle was a third of the way empty.

Not far from the whiskey bottle, officers found Pocock, who appeared to be intoxicated. She was placed under arrest of OVI, according to the report, and that’s when she began fighting and attempting to injure herself.

As she was being walked to a patrol car she lunged forward, striking her head on the vehicle.

Once officers placed her into the police car, Pocock began striking her head and face into the glass divider. According to the report, Pocock began screaming about missing an appointment the following day as she continued to slam her head into the glass. Officers provided statements that Pocock slammed her head into the glass until she began bleeding badly.

Officers drove Pocock to Bellevue Hospital for treatment. This is when, according to the officers, she began spitting blood on an officer and nurse.

Pocock was later transported to the Sandusky County Jail and arraigned later in the day on charges of OVI, driving under suspension and two counts of assault.

Ohio Funeral Home Worker Lawrence Clement Likes His Women 'A Little On The Cold Side'

H.H. Birkenkamp, Owned By Houston-Based Service Corporation International

Necrophiliac Lawrence J. Clement

Toledo, Ohio

To me, the thought of working in a funeral home is sort of creepy. I have always wondered what funeral home employees do during off-peak hours, especially during those quiet times surrounded only by corpses.

Well, thanks to police in Toledo, I now have a better understanding of how workers pass the time. Authorities have arrested Lawrence J. Clement for sexually abusing a corpse. Clement, 57, has been working for H.H. Birkenkamp Funeral Home in Toledo, a funeral home owned by Service Corporation International.

According to the Toledo Police Department, employees with the H.H. Birkenkamp Funeral Home called the 51-year-old victim's family members to report that one of their staff members had sexually abused her corpse. Another employee allegedly witnessed the sexual assault. The funeral home offered to waive the $11,000 funeral bill if they agreed not to call police. The family rejected the offer, contacted police and transferred the victim’s body to another funeral home.

Details on the abuse were not released, but the employee has been fired, said Lisa Marshall, a spokeswoman for Houston-based Service Corporation International (NYSE:SCI).

By the way, Service Corporation International is well-known for buying funeral homes and keeping the old names. Best way to know if a funeral home is owned by SCI, is to look for the "Dignity" logo. Their company website states:

"We'll make you rethink everything you ever thought about a career in funeral and cemetery service."

So, let me reply on my company website...You've got that shit right!